Dear Diary, today I took the results to the Doctor for analysis. He looked at them carefully and gave me answers, answers which I'm not satisfied with. Earlier, (before I got to that hospital), I had seen shege first. It had rained a little and you know how it is here in Lagos Nigeria whenever it rains. Traffic from hell shows up, transportation becomes double the original fare, heck, buses even become scarce! I will never know why this happens, ever. Let's not even talk about how I suffered, talking about it will get me upset so,, NO.
On my way back, I felt so weak, my energy level was so low I almost fell. I couldn't wait to get home. I FUCKING NEED A CAR!! DO SOMETHING!!!!!! It's not fair that some other people get cars as gifts and I don't. Really NOT fair. Don't gimme that "life's not fair,, bla bla" horseshit! My landlord has 3 fucking cars, he can only drive one at a time (because not alien abi?) Ehen, so since he is only human after all said and done, he parks the other two. He mostly drives one, a pathfinder) and abandons the the remaining two. Every time I look at those two cars, I just wanna stone him, don't ask me why, I just do, period. Here I am jumping from one bus/uber to another (I'd have said cabs, but app is bae, we dun use to do cabs again) while he has two amazing cars just sitting pretty! One of my friends (I can't remember which) once told me; "Amy, shey you won't get this your landlord to start dating you so he can dash you one of his cars? See as they are parked for nothing naw!" Ameem eeee!! I pray o. The man that cannot even give somebody common Sallah food is the person that wee dash me car? Issokay, the lord is my shepherd.
The rest of the day was pretty uneventful, I was craving amala so I went and bought it, I dragged my friend and upstairs neighbor Olabisi with me. Walahi I won't kill that guy! I literally drag him up and down, somebody's future husband oo! I admit I'm a bully, I bully and bug my male friends at any given chance. What? It's not like I have a boyfriend near me to be bullying. *talk to the hand* Tonight though, Ola literally wierded me out! He was on the phone with his new girlfriend, talking all sorts of dirty with her. How he will suck her breasts, bla bla bla yaddiyaddiya. Diary, you shoudda seen my facial expression as I listened. Yo I was weirded out! He was sitting beside me and would occasionally touch my hair or my cheeks as he said these sexual things to her. Hei chim o! The things I bear!!
That's about it jare, I never ask about your own day, I just yip yap about mine, pele. Adele said if for me in her song #Hello. 'It's so typical of me to talk about myself, I'm sorry.' One of these days I will, but for now? Ka odi.
On my way back, I felt so weak, my energy level was so low I almost fell. I couldn't wait to get home. I FUCKING NEED A CAR!! DO SOMETHING!!!!!! It's not fair that some other people get cars as gifts and I don't. Really NOT fair. Don't gimme that "life's not fair,, bla bla" horseshit! My landlord has 3 fucking cars, he can only drive one at a time (because not alien abi?) Ehen, so since he is only human after all said and done, he parks the other two. He mostly drives one, a pathfinder) and abandons the the remaining two. Every time I look at those two cars, I just wanna stone him, don't ask me why, I just do, period. Here I am jumping from one bus/uber to another (I'd have said cabs, but app is bae, we dun use to do cabs again) while he has two amazing cars just sitting pretty! One of my friends (I can't remember which) once told me; "Amy, shey you won't get this your landlord to start dating you so he can dash you one of his cars? See as they are parked for nothing naw!" Ameem eeee!! I pray o. The man that cannot even give somebody common Sallah food is the person that wee dash me car? Issokay, the lord is my shepherd.
The rest of the day was pretty uneventful, I was craving amala so I went and bought it, I dragged my friend and upstairs neighbor Olabisi with me. Walahi I won't kill that guy! I literally drag him up and down, somebody's future husband oo! I admit I'm a bully, I bully and bug my male friends at any given chance. What? It's not like I have a boyfriend near me to be bullying. *talk to the hand* Tonight though, Ola literally wierded me out! He was on the phone with his new girlfriend, talking all sorts of dirty with her. How he will suck her breasts, bla bla bla yaddiyaddiya. Diary, you shoudda seen my facial expression as I listened. Yo I was weirded out! He was sitting beside me and would occasionally touch my hair or my cheeks as he said these sexual things to her. Hei chim o! The things I bear!!
That's about it jare, I never ask about your own day, I just yip yap about mine, pele. Adele said if for me in her song #Hello. 'It's so typical of me to talk about myself, I'm sorry.' One of these days I will, but for now? Ka odi.
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