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Tuesday the 13th of September 2016.


Dear Diary, first of, I wanna apologize for taking this long to set you up. I should have done it since the first of January, but I suppose I wasn't exactly ready at that time.

A proper introduction between us, you and I. Hi diary, I'm Uzoamaka (never mind the rest of the names), but you may refer to me as Amy, everyone does, (okay about 70% of people do so yeah, "Amy" does it). Dairy? Please keep in mind that the "Amy" is pronounced as "aemie" okay? Yes, good.

I haven't decided what to call you....yet, but I will, oh I will. I imagine what you look like and I think you are blue, a pale beautiful, blue colour. Me? I'm dark skinned, a shade of brown more precisely, I'm only 5'2, a little busty, some sizable hips and err, a little bit of butt. I love all things blue (I think everything is beautiful in blue and I have no clue why). I also love the colour black, I think it represents power, strength.... 

 I do not promise to share all my thoughts with you, but one thing I can promise is, I will do my best to keep it 100% with you. Did you just smile? I swear I thought you did, from my mind's eye I could have sworn you did. I'm gonna stop here now diary, I'm tired and tomorrow is gonna be busy for me, please have a good night.

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