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Sunday the 30th of October 2016

Dear Diary, *whew!* lemme tell you about my yesterday!! It was an "environmental sanitation" Saturday, and as you can imagine, nobody could go anywhere until it was 10am. I patiently waited for 10am before I hit the road. I was going to the Island, Lekki more precisely. Reason? Modelling. Modelling for Davido's older sister Sharon (Rona). Let me tell you a bit about Rona. Rona is like me, only in a light skin and taller body. My God she is beautiful! She is sweet, she is easy to be around..etc. I remember watching her try on one of her "lace frontal wigs", a very blue one, and I muttered "so jealous!" She responded "guurl this wig is LIFE!" I went all "mmmmm hmmmm" (the African American way). I love her, I want her to be one of my best friends.

Just as if I knew the shoot was going to drag for like the whole day, I made sure I was prepared. By this I mean, prepared for the party I was gonna be attending later on. A friend of mine was having her bday party at the Eleguishi beach and of course I was attending. You see, I don't "turn up" all the time, heck, I hardly "turn up", but when I do? Oh baybay beleeee me, I is gon heat up the place! Hallelujah!!!  The Celebrant didn't know I was coming because I had told her earlier on that I wasn't gonna make it. (Lie). I planned with another mutual friend and told her not to tell the celebrant. It was gonna be a surprise. Initially, I was wearing a print trouser with a singlet and something like a jacket...but not quite. I had my short and cropped top in my bag (you wouldn't believe the stuff I "stuffed" into that small bag!) I didn't wanna wear it till I got there, you know, just to be safe and sound. I cannor comman be attacked biko, I was coming alone and it was late plus Eleguishi so.... Anyways, soon as I got there, I called Suzzie (the mutual friend I was planning with) and she came out to meet me. I had to change, ain't no way i was gonna enter that place dressed all normal, mba, I wasn't having it, no way! Suzzie looked at me and I looked at her, I think she knew at that point what I was gonna do next. Yup, I stripped out of my "normal clothing" right there in one corner, which was rather public by the way. I wasn't naked, I had my bra and panties on so I didn't care. Consider it a "bikini" if you will. I saw the shocked look a girl gave me and I chuckled. Die bitch, die. Change done and I was ready for tha partaaay! I did my "Kitty walk" and added a dance to it (music was so loud and sweet) I walked into that club-like setting and took over. The Queen had arrived baybay! Whoop whoop! Precious was delighted to see me, I was happy to see her shocked expression. Our friends were all there and even the married ones were with their wives (funky right?! I wanna be them when I grow up...or not) See, I don't waste time when I'm at a party I came prepared for so of course I was already dancing. I don't need to tell you that I had fun at that beach, you can smell it from a mile away. I had heard that we would be attending Falz's birthday afterwards and initially, I didn't want to attend but my mood was right, I wouldda gone to Sapele sef, just to party o! Hahahaha. Anyways, we left Eleguishi and headed for Falz's.

Locating the venue wasn't easy ooo. It was dark and it had started to rain. We had to convert the car back sef (this annoyed me!) I had been feeling myself in that convertible, the cool breeze blowing on my face and making me feel so damn good. I would occasionally pull down the mirror, just to look at my flawless makeup. (Yes, I'm vain, very very vain sometimes, OK most times now be quiet!) No thanks to the rain, that moment died almost too soon. Ugh! Finally we found the place and we got outta the car, the others got outta the car they were in too. It was just two cars and 7 of us. The rest decided to remain at the beach till they were ready to leave. Falz was at the gate to welcome us. I screamed in glee, we all did. No time wasting, photo session started fess, no time jor. We went to the yard and omg it was fire! The pool was beautiful, you could see the sea, there were some strippers, some people in the industry etc. I was introduced to some of them, a few others, I went to introduce myself to. No time wasting, I was already dancing almost five minutes after we arrived. The music and atmosphere was contagious fam. My fellow youths were keeping it lit. Booty twerks everywhere. My own booty soon joined o. I like to twerk, it's something I enjoy doing. Thank God my short was just right, it was made to twerk and I utilized it well. I was a very happy child. Falz is just as I imagined him to be, FUN. I danced with him and he showed me he could party. Diarina, I just went back to that moment as I gist with you. Phew! Issokay biko, lemme goan tink about my laiv small maka na reality is back to hit me. The Lord be with you.

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