Dear Diary, HAPPY BOXING DAY!! MERRY CHRISTMAS to you and yours! (I'm kinda like yours so in a way, I'm extra blessed, you know since I'm the one wishing you. 😀😁)Yesterday was Christmas and baybay it was fun! Interesting F. U. N! All along, I had been feeling nothing, nada, zilch, zero Christmas spirit and boy was I worried. I was worried that I had become one of those "adults" that have no Christmas spirit, the ones that have "grown up" and be like, "Christmas is for only kids". Oh I was fretting, I was worried to say the very least. Look, this is very important to me, I cannot lose the last of my innocence, I cannot! I have already lost too many, from the fact that I can no longer think about fruits like cucumber and bananas the same to the fact that this year, Tekno (he's a Nigerian artiste) ruined cassava for me!!!! Can I just not have anymore ruined for me?!! 😨😱 I have a child that I don't ever wanna lose inside me, she likes to just....be. I will fight to protect her, even if it kills me.
So yOoo (I said this with my British accent hehehe) I woke up on Christmas day, grabbed my beats by dre headphones (uh yeah, it's a very big deal allow me and STFU. 😒) I grabbed that and turned on music from my phone. Christmas songs. Ooooh yeeeaaah, the baby was intact alright. She took over, I was dancing, singing, jumping in our living room. My daddy was there and I ignored him and kept being a baby. You know, I bet it made him glad that his young lady was still very much a baby, still his baby. It was also one of my wonderful friend's birthday, Jane's birthday. I did the whole cooking ALONE. (In my house that is).My daddy helped me grate the carrots for the salad, he sorta pissed me off while I was cooking and in a way, I feel like that was an apology, his apology, and baby did I forgive! There he sat, grating away and I kept bringing carrots for him to grate. You see why I CANNOT take nonsense from any man I decide to marry?? Honey yous gon cook, yo ass gon cook. Period.
I bathed and put on something and sha went to the location. I took some spare clothes ((or not...I was almost naked later on) and left. The mood was right, the chosen hotel was right, the other girls I met (who weren't my friends) were right. I loved them all. I changed my mind about swimming and simply watched them swim. It was lovely watching plus I cannot swim anyways. Later at night, we left for a club, we wanted to dance! I changed to my "outfit". A bra, shorts and a chiffon kimono. Some of the girls were shocked. They kept asking, "is this how you'll go?" I confidently affirmed. Off we went, looking for a good place to kill the night. There was a bit of drama from like three of the girls but it was contained, we got a cab for them and it was bye bye to unnecessary drama. The joy I felt seeing them leave.... Priceless!
We initially went to a place called "La mango". I made fun of the name very well, lemme alone! But because of the drama that happened when we got there (coupled with the fact that we wanted a club, we wanted loud music, we wanted alcohol, we were bloody half naked dammit), we left. Let's put this nakedness to good use! Ooouu the moment we arrived, I knew we were gonna go wild! The bouncers looked at us and our scandalous "outfits"and nodded in approval. One looked at me and commented "baby this night na you ooo". I think I did a little shoulder shake in response to his comment, he sure smiled. When I shake my shoulders, something else shakes...go figure. I cannot stress how much fun we had, or the fact that ALL EYES were on us, male and female. We danced in various scandalous ways, I cannot even begin to describe! We left there by like 1;30am and I was buzzed. I started drifting off to sleep, I didn't even know when we got to Jane's house. It was a VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS for us I tell ya!
How was your Christmas Diarina? Did you have fun? Did you get wasted? Did you kiss a boy? Wait, are you even into boys??..... Hahahaha imma mind my bidness now. Ciao!
PS; Jane's mom is one of the sweetest, I promise.
So yOoo (I said this with my British accent hehehe) I woke up on Christmas day, grabbed my beats by dre headphones (uh yeah, it's a very big deal allow me and STFU. 😒) I grabbed that and turned on music from my phone. Christmas songs. Ooooh yeeeaaah, the baby was intact alright. She took over, I was dancing, singing, jumping in our living room. My daddy was there and I ignored him and kept being a baby. You know, I bet it made him glad that his young lady was still very much a baby, still his baby. It was also one of my wonderful friend's birthday, Jane's birthday. I did the whole cooking ALONE. (In my house that is).My daddy helped me grate the carrots for the salad, he sorta pissed me off while I was cooking and in a way, I feel like that was an apology, his apology, and baby did I forgive! There he sat, grating away and I kept bringing carrots for him to grate. You see why I CANNOT take nonsense from any man I decide to marry?? Honey yous gon cook, yo ass gon cook. Period.
I bathed and put on something and sha went to the location. I took some spare clothes ((or not...I was almost naked later on) and left. The mood was right, the chosen hotel was right, the other girls I met (who weren't my friends) were right. I loved them all. I changed my mind about swimming and simply watched them swim. It was lovely watching plus I cannot swim anyways. Later at night, we left for a club, we wanted to dance! I changed to my "outfit". A bra, shorts and a chiffon kimono. Some of the girls were shocked. They kept asking, "is this how you'll go?" I confidently affirmed. Off we went, looking for a good place to kill the night. There was a bit of drama from like three of the girls but it was contained, we got a cab for them and it was bye bye to unnecessary drama. The joy I felt seeing them leave.... Priceless!
We initially went to a place called "La mango". I made fun of the name very well, lemme alone! But because of the drama that happened when we got there (coupled with the fact that we wanted a club, we wanted loud music, we wanted alcohol, we were bloody half naked dammit), we left. Let's put this nakedness to good use! Ooouu the moment we arrived, I knew we were gonna go wild! The bouncers looked at us and our scandalous "outfits"and nodded in approval. One looked at me and commented "baby this night na you ooo". I think I did a little shoulder shake in response to his comment, he sure smiled. When I shake my shoulders, something else shakes...go figure. I cannot stress how much fun we had, or the fact that ALL EYES were on us, male and female. We danced in various scandalous ways, I cannot even begin to describe! We left there by like 1;30am and I was buzzed. I started drifting off to sleep, I didn't even know when we got to Jane's house. It was a VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS for us I tell ya!
How was your Christmas Diarina? Did you have fun? Did you get wasted? Did you kiss a boy? Wait, are you even into boys??..... Hahahaha imma mind my bidness now. Ciao!
PS; Jane's mom is one of the sweetest, I promise.
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