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Wednesday the 11th of January, 2017!

Dear Diary, HAPPY NEW YEAR OOOO!!!!!! Iyam so very happy ehn! You cannot understand nne, hafu okwu! Ehem, my birthday is coming soon. The 16th of this fabulous month.. January (just in case some people dunno ni o). There will definitely be a gathering of some sorts, 25 is not a joking sturv! I already bought a pack of cake mix. See lemme o, I wantu DIM (DO IT MYSELF) fess, if I fail, I wee buy an insta cake from a cake shop, but biko, I gotta try. I want to. When I'm hella bent on doing something, even hurricane Katrina cannot stand in my way, I am NOT joking. So yeah, this gal is gonna bake her own damn cake and make people eat it! But it'll be fine..I think. Anyways, there's always option two,, BUY.

Hen! There are quite a few things I wish for (oh God of Abraham, Issac, Jacob and Uzoamaka please help me). I'll state them now. Plix grant my wish somebody? Anybody?? 😢

1) CAKES. PLENTY CAKES. DIFFERENT FLAVORS, SHAPES, SIZES OF CAKES!! I'm trying to get diabetes it's not your problem, just "cake me up!!"

2) MAKEUP. Mac o, Black up o, Dabota o, Tara o, Loreal o. See, just gift me with makeup! Brushes, whatever, long as it's makeup. (The more expensive the higher I will scream...and maybe faint. 😒😒)

3) Flood my bank account with MONEY!! Uh hello? Don't gimme that look! Have you seen the economy lately???? See ehn, just ask me for my account details, I will deliver it faster than Usain can Bolt! Walahi talahi!!

4) WIGS! ALL KINDS OF WIGS!! ALL COLOURS OF WIGS!! Buy me a Lace Frontal one and I'll faint, like just fall down and faint! Whaaaat?!! You know how much those things cost??!! Expensive shiii!!! (I bet you see why imma faint now huh?)

5) A CAR. ASIN, AN ACTUAL FRIGGING CAR. NO I AM NOT DRUNK NEITHER AM I OUTTA MY MIND. I'm perfectly fine. Yoooo, it's 25! I NEED a CAR! 😥😥😢😢

6) MISCELLANEOUS GIFTS. By all means surprise me. Stop my world that day, make me scream and scream till I lose my voice! Mba o, distance is NEVER a barrier, biko biko dun tell me dat nonsense. If you cannot be present to give me, send the equivalent to my account. Thank you very much.

Whew! Diarina is looking at me like 😨😨😨 Baby relax, this is a small suntin. Somebody can just cough and it'll all happen, shii whatchu talkn bout! Ngwa bye bye, lemme goan dream of my gifts inugo? DONT RAIN ON MY PARADE!!!

        A Rare Photo Of A Goddess.

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  1. Unknown11 January 2017 at 16:05

    Love this. And that photo!!! Mami!!! 😍😍😍

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    1. Amy Tiana Jasmine12 January 2017 at 07:24

      Aaaaaaahhhh I will live forever!!! Thank you boo! I adore you beyond words. 💖😍😳😳

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